GRRR DOG FIGHT

This fellow was sitting at the counter in a truck stop diner eating lunch.
He was rather small in stature, bespectacled, wearing a suit with a
bow tie, and on the stool next to him was his dog; an unusally small
Mexican Chihuahua. He was surrounded by big rough-looking, rough
talking truck drivers, and he was catching a lot of ribbing about his
dog. He continued in silence eating his lunch and when finished stood
down from the counter, paid his bill, and he and his dog walked out of
the diner. A few moments later the small man returns and timidly asks
"Does anyone in here own a Doberman?" The roughest of the truck
drivers rises and walks over to the little man and says, "Yeah, the
Doberman's mine. What about it?" The little guy replies, "I'm afraid,
my dog just killed your dog." The truck driver, bristling, bellows,
"How could YOUR dog possibly have killed MY dog?" The little man
responds, "Well, your dog just choked on him."

BET YOU DID NOT KNOW
THAT

CATS...

...ALWAYS DO WHAT THEY WANT.
...RARELY LISTEN TO YOU.
...ARE TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE.
...WHINE WHEN THEY ARE NOT HAPPY.
...WANT TO BE ALONE WHEN YOU WANT TO PLAY..
...WANT TO PLAY WHEN YOU WANT TO BE ALONE.
...EXPECT YOU TO CATER TO THEIR EVERY WHIM.
...LEAVE HAIR EVERYWHERE.
...DRIVE YOU NUTS.
...ARE MOODY.

CONCLUSION: CATS ARE LIKE TINY, LITTLE
WOMEN IN FUR COATS.

NEW DOG CROSS BREEDS

THE FOLLOWING BREED ARE RECOGNIZED BY THE AKC:

COLLIE + LHASA APSO
COLLAPSO, A DOG THAT FOLDS UP FOR EASY TRANSPORT.

SPITZ + CHOW CHOW
SPITZ-CHOW, A DOG THAT THROWS UP ALOT.

POINTER +SETTER
POINSETTER, A TRADITIONAL CHRISTMAS PET.

GREAT PYRENEES + DACHSHUND
PYRADACHS, A PUZZLING BREED

PEKINGNESE + LHASA APSO
PEEKASSO, AN ABSTRACT DOG.

IRISH WATER SPANIEL + ENGLISH SPRINGER SPANIEL
IRISH SPRINGER, A DOG FRESH AND CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.

NEWFLOUDLAND + BASSETT HOUND
NEW FOUNDLAND ASSET HOUND, A DOG FOR FINANCIAL ADVISORS.

TERRIER + BULLDOG
TERRIBULL, A DOG THAT MAKES AWFUL MISTAKES.

BLOODHOUND + LABRADOR
BLABADOR, A DOG THAT BARKS INCESSATLY.

MALMUTE + POINTER
MOOT POINT, OWNED BY....OH WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.

COLLIE + MALAMUTE
COMMUTE, A DOG THAT TRAVELS TO WORK.

DEERHOUND + TERRIER
DERRIERE, A DOG THAT TRUE TO THE END.

BULL TERRIER + SHITZU
OH, NEVER MIND...

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