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Just for you Pam.

 

HI TID-BITS READERS.

WE ARE FINALLY GETTING USED TO OUR NEW SERVER.
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~WHAT IS A TRUE CAT?~

A TRUE CAT....PURRS ONLY TO PLEASE ITSELF.
A TRUE CAT WILL ENDURE DISCOMFORT FOR HOURS AND WAIT PATIENTLY
UNTIL 3 A.M. TO COUGH UP A HAIRBALL ON YOUR BED.
A TRUE CAT ALWAYS COMES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR NEWSPAPER.
A TRUE CAN HAS A HOUDINI-LIKE REPERTOIRE OF WAYS TO SLIP OUT OF
A COLLAR AND DOZENS OF PLACES TO HIDE IT WHERE YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT.
A TRUE CAT WOULD RATHER EAT WHAT YOU'RE HAVING, EVEN IF WHAT YOU
FIXED FOR HER IS BETTER THEN WHAT YOU FIXED FOR YOURSELF.

A TRUE CAT KNOWS HIS NAME BUT WILL NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE IT.
A TRUE CAT LIKES TO ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT, ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S
JUST HAD A SHAMPOO. THAT'S BECAUSE TRUE CATS PREFER TO DO
THEIR OWN GROOMING.
A TRUE CAT ENJOYS CATCHING, TORMENTING SMALL FURRY CREATURES
AND LEAVING THEM AS GIFTS FOR HER OWNER, ESPECIALLY IF HER
OWNER IS A VEGETARIAN.

A TRUE CAT PREFERS TO EAT FROM THE SAME CHINA YOU USE AND NOT
OUT OF THE CUTE BOWL WITH "KITTY" OR "TUNE BREATH" ON IT.
A TRUE CAT DOES NOT REQUIRE A PARSLEY GARNISH WITH THEIR DINNER
LIKE THAT CAT IN THE AD. THEY'D RATHER EAT GRASS.
A TRUE CAT NEVER FAWNS, BEGS, GROVELS. THAT'S BECAUSE TRUE CATS 
HAVE PERFECTED THE AWESOME  "GUILT-PROVOKING STARE."
A TRUE CAT PREFERS TO SHARPEN HER CLAWS ON A AUTHENTIC IMPORTED
ORIENTAL CARPET, NOT NO CHEAP IMITATION.
A TRUE CAT IS OFTEN WILLING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF HERSELF, BUT
ONLY ON HER OWN TERMS. YOU MAKE THINK YOU HAVE PICKED A TRUE
CAT, BUT THE FACT IS, SHE PICKED YOU.
A TRUE CAT IS THE CUTEST, SMARTEST KITTEN IN THE LITTER, OR THE 
THE CUTEST, SMARTEST CAT IN THE SHELTER, OR THE CUTEST , SMARTEST
CAT WHO SHOWS UP FULL GROWN AT YOUR DOOR AND MOVES IN.
A TRUE CAT LOVES ANYTHING THAT SMELLS BAD. THE WORSE IT SMELLS
THE BETTER THEY LIKE IT.
A TRUE CAT PREFERS YOUR FLOWER BED TO HER LITTER BOX.
A TRUE CAT ISN'T DE-CLAWED. AND IF BY CHANCE A TRUE CAT IS DE-CLAWED
SHE ACTS AS THOUGH SHE WASN'T.
A TRUE CAT NEVER WILLINGLY LAPS UP HAIRBALL REMEDY.
A TRUE CAT CAN FIND AND DISCARD THE SMALLEST PILL IN THE LARGEST
HEAP OF FOOD. THAT'S WHY ADMINISTERING A PILL TO A TRUE CAT IS A TWO
PERSON JOB. SOMETIMES A THREE PERSON JOB.
A TRUE CAT DOESN'T DO TRICKS.

A TRUE CAT HAS HIDING PLACES YOU WILL NEVER FIND. WHEN CAUGHT 
MISBEHAVING A TRUE CAT PRETENDS SHE WAS DOING SOMETHING ELSE.
A TRUE CAT IS SOCIABLE. SHE LOVES PARTIES, ESPECIALLY THE HORS D'OEUVRES.
A TRUE CAT KEEPS A COLLECTION OF VINTAGE CATNIP MICE HIDDEN UNDER
THE FURNITURE AND TAKES THEM OUT OCCASIONALLY TO SEE HOW
THEY ARE AGING.
A TRUE CAT DOESN'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR TOILET.
WOULD YOU WANT TO SHARE HER LITTER BOX?

DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYBODY??


 

 

THE ELEPHANT CRIED
BY MOEFRAN (A TIDBITS READER)

THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN. I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY.
BUT PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME I DON'T WANT TO SEE
ELEPHANTS CRY.
MY DADDY TOOK ME ONCE A LONG TIME AGO.
THERE WERE LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY.
BUT THEN I SAW THE ELEPHANT CRY.
CHAINED BY HER LEG, BESIDE THE TENT,
HER BIG GRAY BODY COULD ONLY SWAY.
HE RAISED HER TRUNK AS IF TO PRAY,
BUT THEN SLOWLY LOOKED MY WAY.
A BIG TEAR SLID FROM HER EYE.
I HUNG MY HEAD AND BEGAN TO CRY.
LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY.
BUT, PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE ELEPHANT CRY.

I echo your feelings Mofran.

 

 

 

THE DOG VIRUS


HIS VIRUS IS NO JOKE. IT IS PROGRESSIVE AND DANGEROUS.
IT WILL BEGIN WITH ONE CUTE PUPPY....USUALLY FOR COMPANIONSHIP. 
YOU WILL NOT REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED EVEN WHEN
YOU BEGIN TRYING TO CONVINCE YOUR FAMILY THAT FORAGING FOR FOOD IS MORE REWARDING THAN BUYING GROCERIES.
   YOU MAY NOT RECOGNIZE THE SYMPTOMS EVEN WHEN 90% OF YOUR
SNAIL MAIL CONSISTS OF PET CATALOGS AND SHOW ENTRIES, AND YOUR SICK
DAYS HAVE ALL BEEN USED TO VISIT EVERY DOG SHOW WITHIN 600 MILES.
BY THE TIME THE VIRUS HAS TAKEN FIRM HOLD, YOU WILL HAVE REDUCED YOUR
YARD TO A SAFE AREA THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY YOUR PETS. YOU WILL BE 
TRYING TO SELL THE KIDS SWING SET TO PAY FOR THE LATEST DOG TOY.
YOUR COMPUTER WILL THREATEN TO CRASH BECAUSE OF THE HUGE AMOUNTS
OF DOG WEB SITES, NUTRITION SITES, PROGRAMS, BREED LISTS, RESCUE LISTS,
ADVICE LISTS, DOG IMAGES, AND CANINE HEALTH HTML BOOKMARKS THAT HAVE
ALL YOUR AVAILABLE SPACE.
YOU WILL "BORROW" FROM YOUR CHILD'S COLLEGE FUND TO ADD MORE MEMORY.
THIS VIRUS WILL TAKE OVER EVERY ROOM OF YOUR HOUSE IN THE FORM OF
FLYERS, CATALOGS, PREMIUM LISTS, DOG TOYS, DOG BEDS, CRATES OF DOG
FOOD AND DOG TREATS.
YOU WILL BEGIN TO AVOID ANYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A DOG AND TRY TO 
CONVERT ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW YOUR BREED.
YOUR FAMILY WILL NOT RECOGNIZE YOU UNLESS YOU ARE COVERED IN DOG HAIR.
YOU WILL SERIOUSLY CONSIDER A SECOND MORTGAGE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF DOG TOY SALES OR, EVEN WORSE, DOG SHOW ENTRIES.
DEPRESSION WILL SET IN IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE LAST DOG SHOW OF THE
 SEASON. YOUR DOG WILL WORRY ABOUT YOU.
THERE IS NO CURE.
THANKFULLY, THERE ARE GROUPS WHERE YOU CAN TALK TO OTHERS THAT HAVE
BEEN INFECTED AND WHO WILL UNDERSTAND YOU. WITH LUCK THEY'LL ALSO
KNOW OF A REALLY GOOD SALE ON DOG FOOD AND SUPPLEMENTS.




 

 

 

 

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  This is one of the Gators that kept us under
surveillance at every island we stopped at.
 


My defenders. Keeping the Gator under surveillance.
Whittle on the left, Boo-Boo on the right.

 

 

 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN YOU STOOP TO TIE YOUR SHOES AND WONDER WHAT ELSE YOU CAN DO WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE.

 

 

 

PLEASE READ

 

Where Coyotes Howl

Dee Walmsley June 2000

 

“A fed coyote is a dead coyote,” states Kristine Lampa Executive Director of the Stanley Park Ecology Society.  Kristine wrote her masters thesis on urban coyotes and has since become Vancouver’s expert on this much maligned critter.  “We have a problem, and it’s a people problem,” she said.  “Folks are feeding coyotes by hand and leaving out pet food in their yards turning these skittish canines into people friendly wild pets, unfortunately, it’s the coyote who suffers in the end.” Like them or not, coyotes are here to stay.  It’s a matter of learning to live with them.

 

Coyotes kill cats!  They certainly do as demonstrated by the recent discovery of a den containing 55 cat collars Coyotes can’t kill indoor cats which seems to be the most responsible solution to a common problem. .  They have been known to take small dogs and in some cases a pack will use a female coyote to lure an unsuspecting amorous male dog into the fray and attack.  These attacks are rare where coyote habitat is left in tact. Then they feast on rats, rabbits and other rodents considered pests by humans.  Once again leashing and taking on the guardianship of your dog solves the problem.

 

City coyotes, if left unfed by backyard enthusiasts will survive.  Their numbers may dwindle to a point where the food source and habitat allows them to continue to exist but those numbers will remain consistent.  Feeding coyotes increases their population, which in the long run promotes diseases like canine distemper.  This is nature’s way to cull the pack. When the natural food source is depleted by over-population the coyote is forced to seek out supplements in the way of family pets.  By leaving pet food unattended and encouraging coyotes to eat human table-scraps the animals lose their fear of humans.   Hand-fed coyotes are usually the animals that are responsible for people biting.  They learn to associate an outstretched hand with food and when it’s not there the coyote bites at what it thinks is an offering.  Panic prevails and the curious, hungry coyote ends up being killed as a vicious predator.

 

Coyotes mate for life.  They thrive in family groupings with both parents raising the pups.  They are opportunistic as is any urban wildlife and they are highly intelligent. Coyotes have been known to set their internal clocks by watching human’s habits.  If the dog is fed outdoors at 5:00 pm everyday and the people eat at 5:30 pm the coyote will use that time to search out any snack knowing the humans are busy inside the house.  If the family cat is thrown out each night at 11:00 pm or let out at 6:00 am each morning the old trickster will be there watching and waiting.  We can learn to co-exist with this cunning canine by using our own wit and intelligence. Where the coyote howls depends on you.

 

Dee Walmsley Surrey BC

~Note from Tom~

We can all learn a lesson from this letter. Loving Wildlife is fine. But feeding Wildlife in some ways has it's drawbacks. (Excluding Wild Birds). As a Wildlife Rehabilitator often people
bring me Wildlife that they have raised. I understand their concern for the critters but all to
often they have kept the animals to long and they became imprinted on humans. This my friends
could spell a "Death Warrant" for the animals. CASE IN POINT. Several months ago a man
called me and told me that he had raised 2 Raccoons, they were about 6 months old. He said
"they are getting to wild for me to handle", also one of them had just bitten him. He could not
understand why they had done that. I advised him that Raccoons harbor Rabies up to 3 years.
Needless to say readers, I do not have to tell you the rest of the Story. PLEASE, PLEASE,
 unless your are experienced in Rehabilitation, if you find Wildlife babies contact a Wildlife Rehabilitator. You can find a contact list on my Homepage. Remember when feeding wildlife constantly you are imprinting them to the human way of life and they will soon become dependant. What's your feelings??

Thanks Dee, excellent letter.   

 


 

MY MIND NOT ONLY WANDERS, SOMETIMES IT LEAVES COMPLETELY.


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